Have you ever wondered exactly what Lando Calrissian smelled like, or wished that the essence of Leia could be yours? Yes, you have. Don’t even lie. Now thanks to the Star Wars Celebration V Festival, you too can smell like either a suave ex-pirate or a princess enslaved by a fat man. For $39.95 each, you can buy Eau Lando cologne or Slave Leia perfume. Eau Lando seems like the best bet, because it comes in a tiny cape, but then again Slave Leia perfume is “more powerful than a thermal detonator, and yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.” I don’t know exactly why Lando would smell like “sensuous woods,” or what that entails, but if that awesome Shirtless Kirk cologne really exists, it’s about time Star Wars got into the nerd fragrance market. Check out more images of the bottles/packaging after the jump.