Teaser Trailer for SEASON OF THE WITCH Starring Nicolas Cage and His Fakest-Looking Hairpiece Yet

     October 21, 2009


Nicolas Cage has had a long and layered career of trying to hide the fact that he’s really bald.  Unfortunately, his quest for a convincing hairpiece is like a trial by fire for any wig-master.  But no mortal could pass the test of giving Cage the medieval locks he’s sporting for his upcoming horror flick, “Season of the Witch”.  Someone gave to Locks of Hate and that’s what he’s wearing on his head.  Then they had some left over and put a hat on it for another upcoming Cage movie, “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”.

You can judge the fake hair by watching the teaser trailer after the jump but the verdict is guilty and the sentence is death.  I don’t really have much to say about the teaser since it’s less than 30 seconds long and says “Halloween Is for Amateurs” and “See You Next Spring”, because when I think of horror, I think of the time when flowers are coming into bloom.


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