Sony Pictures has released a To Write Love on Her Arms trailer, and if this movie ends up in theaters, I’ll be shocked. Going by this trailer, I’m amazed it ended up in existence, and if/when it lands on VOD, it will remind us that even though the platform might be a boon for The Interview, it’s still mostly a dumping ground. Judging by this trailer, the movie should be dumped and buried as far down as it will go. Kat Dennings plays a high-schooler (yes, almost ten years after 40-Year-Old Virgin, she can still play a high-schooler) battling addiction and finding redemption in her recovery. I only know that because the synopsis is posted below trailer; this is one of the most schizophrenic ads I’ve ever seen. And as a bonus, it has sparkle wipes, which is either one step above or below star wipes. I’m not sure.
Hit the jump to check out the To Write Love on Her Arms trailer. The film opens in March, and also stars Chad Michael Murray, Rupert Friend, Mark Saul, and Juliana Harkavy.
Via Sony Pictures.
Here’s the official synopsis for To Write Love on Her Arms:
Based on the true story that started a global movement, To Write Love on Her Arms presents a vision of hope, healing and redemption. Emmy® Award winner Kat Dennings (“2 Broke Girls”) stars as Renee, a Florida girl who struggles with addiction and abuse. In a creative blend of artistic fantasy and music conflicted with hard reality, Renee discovers the value of genuine friendships and embarks on a daunting yet courageous journey towards recovery. The film also stars Chad Michael Murray, Rupert Friend and Corbin Bleu.