Trailer for UNSTOPPABLE Starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pine

     August 6, 2010


The trailer for Tony Scott’s Unstoppable makes the flick look like a parody of a real movie.  Unstoppable is about a train that can’t slow down and it’s up to a veteran and rookie conductor to stop the train before its freight of hazardous chemicals collides with a town and kills all the innocent people.  It sounds a little cable B-movie and beneath the star power of Denzel Washington and Chris Pine, but okay.  But then the dialogue is just golden:  “We’re not just talking about a train!” shouts Rosario Dawson. “We’re talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building!”

And then…”It gets worse.”  Students are coming in on a field trip on another track.  After that revelation, I expected them to continue, “And the cure for cancer is on board that train and so are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders!  Oh, and there’s also the 2,000-year-old tears of Christ somewhere in the back.  Simply put: it would be bad if this train crashed.”  Hit the jump to watch this hilariously bad trailer.  Unstoppable opens on November 12th.

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